- Thank you. - [Cell phone rings]
So much. Thank you.
- Nancy? - Thank you so much for the flowers.
Well, you're welcome. No, I'm glad you liked them.
- She got the flowers. - Catch you at a bad time?
Yeah. You wouldn't believe where I am right now.
Sire! Oh dear, oh dear.
- You've fallen on your royal... - I know.
Ah!
[Crying out in pain]
- I love them so much. - Really?
Usually you send those e-mail cards with the digital flowers.
These are exquisite. Where do you find live doves in New York City?
- Oh, it's a long story. - And these? Oh!
- We're going to a ball? - You don't have to.
Are you kidding me? It's so romantic.
- So spontaneous! - Good.
- [Giggles] I can't wait. - Good. Great.
And...
...as far as Giselle's concerned, I'm just trying to help her.
- Nothing's... - You know what?
If you say nothing happened, nothing happened. I trust you.
- So tomorrow night, then. - This is so unlike you.
[Laughs]
[Muffled squeaking]
[Grunts]
... middle of Times Square with that bus driver who was ambushed earlier today
It appears this odd little box controls the magic mirror.
[Bus driver] They were dressed all freaky. Then this chipmunk...
I've always been in love with you.
Don't you have any self-respect?
I don't need self-respect.
I just need your lips against mine.
Wait, sire! Go back! Go back! Please!
How could I love a man who doesn't even like himself?
[Woman] Get away from me, Jerry! You disgust me!
[Jerry] I can't help my feelings for you, Angela.
It's love that makes me act this crazy.
[Angela] This isn't love. This is infatuation.
[Squeaking] Shh, shh, shh.
Oh. Shh.
[Squeaking]
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?
[Squeaking]
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
[Screeching]
Sad little chipmunk.
Aw, deranged from exhaustion.
Aw. Maybe you'd like to snuggle in a nice little nook
for the night, eh?
[Groans]
[Blows raspberry]
Night-night.
Sleep tight.
I think I need some air, sire.
[TV] I don't like them sad endings.
Sire.
Do you...
...like yourself?
What's not to like?
[Train clattering]
[Squeaking]
Where'd he go?
¢Ü When the moon hits your eye
¢Ü Like a big pizza pie...
Oh, yeah. Here. Watch this.
Watch very carefully. I'm gonna put it in this hand like that.
Oh, do it again! Show me! That's wonderful.
- Show me again! - All right. Last time.
There you go. There it is.
- And look. - [Gasps]
You're a wizard! [laughs]
What?
- This is a very nice place. - Yeah.
- And we're eating dinner? - Yeah.
- This is a date. - Yeah.
No! No! No, no. We're just...
We're just friends.
Besides, people don't usually bring their children on dates.
[Giselle] That's too bad.
Morgan's a lovely girl. She's very kind and very sweet.
Yeah. She's great.
- What? - Does she miss her terribly?
- Miss who? - Her mother.
Um...
- Well, we just... - What?
- We don't talk about it. - Oh.
I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
No, no. It's OK. It's just...
I don't talk about it... to Morgan or to anybody.
- Because it was very sad? - Not at first.
- You were in love. - Yeah.
Yeah.
- That was the problem. - How could that be a problem?
Because love... The lovey-dovey version that you talk about?
It's fantasy.
And one day, you have to wake up and...
...you're in the real world. - What made you wake up?
Well...
...she left.
- I'm so sorry for you both. - It's OK.
I'm a big boy. I can handle it.
It's her I worry about, though.
I know she's shy. I know she doesn't have very many friends.
I just want her to be strong, you know?
To be able to face the world for what it is.
That's why I don't encourage the fairy tales.
I don't want to set her up
to believe in this "dreams come true" nonsense.
But dreams do come true.
And maybe something wonderful will happen.
Yeah, well, I forgot who I was talking to.
Well, I hope you don't forget.
I like talking to you.
[Nathaniel with accent] For the nice lady.
From a secret admirer.
How come people keep giving you free stuff?
- What is it? - It's an apple martini, miss.
Apple mar... Ooh! It looks yummy.
- Be careful. It's poisonous. - [Grunts]
- You're joking. [laughs] - Yeah.
[Laughs]
They'll creep up on you. I'd be careful.
- Well, I'll just have one sip. - A sip is all it takes.
Oh.
- Hi-yah! - Oh!
- You miserable... - [squeaking]
There's a rodent on the table! Can we get some help here?
He's telling me something!
- Pip, you're here! Oh! - [Kissing]
- It's chewing off her face! - A chipmunk!
That thing's loaded with disease.
[Squeaking] Edward is here!
- Edward is here! - I'll save you, miss!
[Screams] Oh, my! Pip?
- Okey-dokey. - Duck!
Let me see your face.
I'm fine! Pip wouldn't scratch me! No!
- Where's Pip? Where is he? - The pizza's breathing!
Oh! Pip!
[Laughs]
[Squeaking]
Oh, no.
- [Applause] - Pip.
What's wrong? Are you OK?
Oh, Daddy.
[Groans]
Tell me magic mirror, what is this awful place?
Why is everything so difficult?
Will I ever find my heart's duet?
Preliminary search of the pizza oven did not reveal any rodent remains.
This animal's still out there.
[Woman] Joining us is the woman who was attacked
- by this chipmunk. - Giselle!
Tell us, how does it feel
knowing this dangerous animal is most likely still alive?
Wonderful! Pip is my very best friend, and...
Giselle, why don't we go home?
I wasn't finished. One more question, please.
What villainy is this?
Is this unprovoked attack part of some new trend?
- Is rodent rage on the rise? - Magic mirror, I beg you.
- Tell me where she is! - From 116th and Broadway...
116th and Broadway! Thank you, mirror.
... I'm Mary Ilene Caselotti.
[Giselle] My goodness. We sure had a lot of excitement tonight.
- Were you scared earlier? - A little bit.
But do you think Pip will be OK?
Oh, I wouldn't worry about Pip.
He is very brave.
I remember this one time when the poor wolf
was being chased by Little Red Riding Hood
around his grandmother's house and she had an axe. Oh.
And if Pip hadn't been walking by to help,
I don't know what would've happened.
I don't really remember that version.
Well, that's because Red tells it a little differently.
Good night, Giselle.
And thank you for the nice story.
Good night, Morgan.
[Urine trickling]
[Whimpers]
Ma'am! You cannot let your dog do that here!
You're too late.
My apologies.
[Growling, hissing]
[Hissing]
- [Barking] - [Yelling]
Oh, Giselle!
Look, uh, Giselle.
That was a nice story about your chipmunk friend and all.
Yes.
I know what it's like when someone disappoints you.
It's tempting to see things the way you wish
- instead of how they are. - I don't wish that he's coming, Robert.
He is.
Right. Because the chipmunk told you.
Yes. Pip actually said...
Know what? I don't know if you're kidding
or being ironic, because chipmunks don't talk.
Well, not here they don't.
So in lieu of taking advice from a forest rodent,
I just wanted to say that, uh...
...if it did work out and you decided to stay in New York,
- I'd like to help. - That's very kind of you, Robert.
- But Edward is coming for me. - But what if he doesn't?
Why do you keep saying that?
Because I deal with this every day.
If a relationship has issues at the beginning,
- it doesn't get any better. - He is coming!
Giselle, I don't think so. No.
- Yes! - I have to disagree. No.
- No? - No.
Is that the only word that you know? No?
- No! - Oh, yeah? No.
- No. I mean, no. - No! No! Over and over again!
Every word out of your mouth is "no"! It makes me so...
- Sometimes you make me so... - I make you so what?
You make me so...
So...
...angry! [laughs]
- I'm angry! [giggles] - Are you all right?
- I'm angry. I'm angry! - Are you OK?
I'm...
I'm wonderful.
Are you sure?
Yes. I'm...
I'm fine.
I'm...
...fit as a fiddle.
OK.
Good night.
Oh, my.
[Exhales]
- Good morning. - Morning, Daddy.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Morning. Made breakfast. Great.
- [Knocking on door] - I'll get it.
Thank you.
- That's a nice dress. - Thank you.
It is I! Prince Edward of Andalasia,
come to rescue my lovely bride, the fair Giselle!
- He's here. - Apparently.
Oh, my. Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, um, how do I look? - Slightly stunned.
- No. I mean, how do I look? - You look...
...beautiful.
- [Gasps] Giselle! - Edward!
- Ah! [laughs] - [Yelps]
Could you...? I'm sorry. But could you just be...?
- Could you just be careful? - You!
- What? - You're the one who's been
- holding my Giselle captive! - Let's stay calm.
[Giselle] No!
- Any last words before I dispatch you? - You have got to be kidding me.
Strange words.
No! No! No.
- These are my friends. - Oh.
This is Morgan. And Robert.
This is Edward.
¢Ü I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
He sings too.
¢Ü And a miss I have begun to miss
¢Ü Pure and sweet waiting to complete
¢Ü My love song
¢Ü Yes, somewhere there's a maid I've never met
¢Ü Who was made
[high-pitched] ¢Ü To finish ¢Ü
- What's wrong? - You're not singing.
Oh. I'm not.
Well, I'm sorry.
- I was thinking. - Thinking?
Before we leave, there's one thing I would love to do.
Name it, my love, and it is done.
- I want to go on a date. - A date!
What's a date?
Well...
...we go out to dinner.
And we talk about ourselves.
Our likes and our dislikes. Our interests.
A date.
And remember that you guys can come and visit Andalasia anytime.
Sure. And if you ever come to town,
we should all get together for dinner.
That would be lovely.
We'll see each other soon.
It's not like we're talking about, you know,
- forever. - And ever.
So, uh...
...good luck on your date.
Oh, and you with Nancy.
And you. It was so nice spending time with you.
I'll never forget you. You know that.
Yeah?
Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.
I'm going to really miss her.
Me, too, sweetheart.
Me too.
[Indistinct chatter]
[Nathaniel] I don't know how they found each other, Your Majesty.
- I really don't. - You idiot!
- But, Your Majesty... - I sent you to kill her, not save her.
- Can't you get that straight? - I realize you're upset, madam.
But if you could find a way to give me one more chance.
Another chance? Do you think poison apples grow on trees?
There's only one left! You are out of chances!
- But, Your Majesty, please! - No, forget it!
I'm coming there! And I will kill the little wretch myself!
- [Screaming] - Oh, pooh.
[Grunts, groans]
[Squeals, farts]
I was just thinking about what that girl said about Phoebe's eyes sparkling.
I mean, it's the first thing I noticed when we met.
- It's true. - Mm.
- Her eyes really do sparkle. - Ethan.
OK, look. Look.
As your attorney, Phoebe,
you can't let a chance encounter with someone...
What if it wasn't chance?
What if it was no accident, us meeting her.
- You guys had problems. - Everybody has problems.
Everybody has bad times.
Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them?
[Both] No.
[Both chuckle]
How did you like your hot dog?
Oh! It's not really a dog. They just call it a hot dog here.
[Laughs]
- It's quite excellent. - Good.
Well! This has been a splendid date.
- Shall we go? - Go where?
Back to Andalasia, of course. To be married.
To live happily ever after forever and ever.
Oh. Well, we don't have to go right away.
How long do these dates usually last?
Oh, well...
They can go as long as you want, really.
They can just keep going and going,
just so long as you keep thinking about activities that you can do.
- Activities? - We could go to the museum.
Or to the theater?
- Or there's this ball. - A ball?
Yes.
There's dancing and music.
- You like that. - Well, I suppose.
Oh, wonderful. We should go then.
- Giselle? - Yes?
- And then home to Andalasia? - Of course.
The moment it's over.
Giselle! You're back! You're back!
Oh, Morgan. Oh! Morgan, I need your help.
I'm going to the ball, and I'm not sure what to do, or what I should wear.
I don't know where to find a fairy godmother at this late hour.
I have something better than a fairy godmother.
Daddy says it's only for emergencies.
This is definitely an emergency.
[Rock music plays]
Here you go, you get to carry the bag.
- Bye. - Bye.
Next.
- Miss? - Oh. Thank you.
Have a good day.
And when you go out, you don't want to wear too much makeup.
'Cause otherwise the boys get the wrong idea.
And you know how they are.
They're only after one thing.
- What's that? - I don't know.
Nobody will tell me.
Oh.
So is this what it's like?
- What, sweetie? - Going shopping with your mother?
Oh, I don't know. I've never been shopping with my mother.
Me either.
- But I like it. - Me too.
And just think. Soon, you'll have a new mother.
You mean stepmother.
It's not true what they say.
I have met so many kind and wonderful stepmothers.
Edward has a stepmother.
I've never met her, but I hear she's just lovely.
[Crackling]
[Radio] Mr. N is on the line telling us his sweetie pie is acting distant.
You were saying, Mr. N?
I've always treated her like a queen,
but lately I'm starting to feel
there's this whole other side to her, like I don't even know her anymore.
[Radio] I think you need to take her aside
and find out how she really feels about you.
Hello, worthless. Miss me?
[Screeches]
Reperio lemma miha!
A-ha!
- [Cheering] - [Music plays]
[Cheering]
- What is she doing here? - I have no idea.
- I'm surprised to see you here. - I'm surprised.
- You said you couldn't dance. - I said I didn't.
- I never said I couldn't. - [Clears throat]
Oh. This is Edward. He's my, um...
...prince. - And this is Nancy.
She's... Well, she's...
- We're together. - Yes.
[Laughing]
And this beautiful lady is Giselle, the love of my life.
- My heart's true desire. - Wow.
- Is something wrong? - Just the way you said that.
So straightforward. Not a hint of irony.
It's very... romantic.
Well, thank you.
[Announcer] Well, folks, it's that time of night.
I'd like to ask each gentleman to invite a lady
he did not accompany this evening to dance the King and Queen's Waltz.
- May I have the pleasure? - Please.
Shall we?
¢Ü You're in my arms
¢Ü And all the world is gone
¢Ü The music playing on
¢Ü For only two
¢Ü So close together
¢Ü And when I'm with you
¢Ü So close to feeling alive
¢Ü A life goes by
¢Ü Romantic dreams must die
¢Ü So I bid mine goodbye
¢Ü And never knew
¢Ü So close was waiting
¢Ü Waiting here with you
¢Ü And now forever I know
¢Ü All that I want is
¢Ü To hold you
¢Ü So close
¢Ü So close to reaching
¢Ü That famous happy ending
¢Ü Almost believing
¢Ü This one's not pretend
¢Ü Now you're beside me
¢Ü And look how far we've come
¢Ü So far
¢Ü We are
¢Ü So close
Mind if I cut in?
No, of course.
¢Ü If I should lose you now
¢Ü We're so close
¢Ü To reaching
¢Ü That famous happy ending
¢Ü Almost believing
¢Ü This one's not pretend
- You're sad. - Oh, no.
- I'm fine. - I'll get your wrap.
¢Ü So close
¢Ü And still so far ¢Ü
[sighs]
[Applause]
- Child. - [Gasps]
You! You sent me here.
I'm so glad to see you. I was so very worried.
What a terrible accident that brought you to this terrible place
with so much sadness and so much pain.
Oh, yes.
To never be with the one you love.
Doomed to be with another
for eternity.
Oh! But it doesn't have to be that way.
Oh, no, no, no. I can stop the hurt. Yes.
I can make all those bad memories disappear.
- [Thunder rumbles] - Yes!
Just one bite, my love,
and all this will go away.
Your life here,
the people that you met.
You won't remember anything.
Just sweet dreams...
...and happy endings.
But you must hurry. You must hurry. The magic will not work
unless you take a bite before the clock strikes 12.
Hurry now. Hurry. Hurry.
Yes! Yes! Yes! That's it. That's it.
Hurry. Hurry. Yes.
[Gasps]
Out of my way!
How did she do that?
Speciosus, formosus,
praeclarus!
- Ah! - Edward?
- Mother? - Edward!
Yes. Oh, her.
I was taking her out for fresh air.
She seems to have swooned. Oh, leave her, darling.
I think she's fine. Just leave her. Slap her.
Give her some water. She's fine.
- Someone help me, please! - You're overreacting.
You needn't get so upset, dear. Really.
Oh, no. Call 9-1-1.
Don't pay any attention. Go back to your party.
- She's fine. - Giselle.
[Nancy] Hello, we have a woman here, she's unconscious.
I didn't see what happened.
- She fainted. But she'll be fine... - No, she didn't.
Nathaniel, go back to the car.
I will not.
- You poisoned her. - [Laughs]
- She's the evil hag, sire! - You did this?
She sent the girl here. She poisoned her! With my help,
- I regret to say. - Oh, he's lying, darling.
Why would I ever align myself with that buffoon? I mean, think about it. Why...?
Silence! You lying, murderous wretch!
When we return home, Andalasia shall know of your treachery.
- Your days as queen will be over! - Take my crown?
Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?
I don't know what "melodramatic" means,
but you'll be removed from the throne, Narissa. I will see to it.
- [Hisses] - [Gasping]
[Casting spell]
That's enough from you, you viper.
- We have to help her. What can we do? - I don't know. What do we do?
There's no way of helping her. She's done for.
True love's kiss.
What?
It's the most powerful thing in the world.
Yes. Yes, of course.
I knew that.
- It's not working! - [Clock chimes]
[Laughs]
You'll never save her now. When the clock strikes 12...
[chimes]
...she'll be dead.
- Unless... - Unless?
It's not possible. It couldn't be me.
- Don't you see? - I've only known her for a few days.
Kiss her, Robert. It's OK.
[Clock chimes]
Please.
Don't leave me.
[Gasps]
I knew it was you.
- [Cheering] - [Clapping]
- What did you think? - Wonderful.
Oh, much better than last year's show.
[Shouting] No!
The most powerful thing in the world.
Ha! I don't think so.
You have no idea who you're dealing with.
You want a show? I'll give you a show.
Back up and get ready for the main event!
- You selfish, evil... - [queen] Speciosus,
formosus, praeclarus!
All this nauseating talk of "true love's kiss."
It really does bring out the worst in me.
- Stay back. - You know, I've been thinking.
If I'm going to remain queen, I'm going to need
some sort of story when I go back. Hmm.
What if a giant, vicious beast showed up
and killed everyone?
And poor, defenseless Queen Narissa,
she just couldn't save them.
Let's begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?
- Over my dead body. - All right.
- I'm flexible. - [Screaming] Let me go!
[Roaring]
Come along, Giselle. I don't want you to miss this ending.
Let me go!
Ah! Put me down! You're crazy!
No, spiteful, vindictive, very large.
But never crazy. Ah!
- Giselle! - Oh, my. This is a twist on our story!
It's the brave little princess coming to the rescue.
I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?
Keep up with me, dear. It's time to take our tale to new heights!
[Thunderclap]
[Laughing]
[Roaring]
[Squeaking]
Pip!
[Squeaking]
You'd like to finally be released...
...to help Giselle...
...to best the beast.
Why didn't you say so in the first place?
[Groaning]
Thank you.
Narissa! I'm not going to let you take him!
We're coming to the end of our story now.
Are you at the edge of your seat, Giselle,
just dying to know how it ends?
- Pip! - [Squeaks]
How about this:
"And they all lived happily ever after!"
Well, at least I did. [Cackles]
What?
[Robert yelling]
[Screaming]
[Grunts] Oh. Ah!
Ow! Ah!
Robert! Hold on!
- [Grunting] - [Squeaks]
Ah!
[Yelling]
- [Grunts] - [Giselle screaming]
- [Both panting] - [Sirens wailing]
Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?
Only when you're around to catch me.
[¢Ü Carrie Underwood: Ever, Ever After]
¢Ü Ever ever after
- Why so sad, beautiful lady? - She forgot her shoe.
Figures.
¢Ü Storybook endings Fairy tales coming true
May I?
¢Ü Deep down inside we wanna believe they still do
It's a perfect fit.
¢Ü In our secretest heart
¢Ü It's our favorite part of the story
¢Ü Let's just admit we all
¢Ü Want to make it to
¢Ü Ever ever after
- [music cuts off] - [Phone rings]
Oops! I'm so sorry. [Laughs]
Wow, really good reception here.
[All gasping]
Whoa! [laughs]
¢Ü Ever ever after
¢Ü Start a new fashion Wear your heart on your sleeve
¢Ü Ever after
¢Ü Sometimes you reach what's realest by making believe
¢Ü By making believe
¢Ü Unafraid, unashamed
¢Ü There is joy to reclaim in this world
¢Ü You even might wind up
¢Ü Being glad to be you
¢Ü Ever ever after
- Here you go, sweetheart. - Thank you, Pip!
All right, everybody, don't crowd. There's plenty of copies for everyone.
¢Ü No wonder your heart feels it's flying
¢Ü Your head feels it's spinning
¢Ü Each happy ending's a brand-new beginning
¢Ü Let yourself be enchanted
¢Ü You just might break through
¢Ü Forever ever after
[narrator] And so they all lived
happily ever after.
¢Ü I've been dreaming
¢Ü Of a true love's kiss ¢Ü
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